REAL 911 CALLS - CON (IV)

REAL 911 CALLS (MEMPHIS TN)
Dispatcher: 911.
Caller: Help! Help! Send the police! I been shot.
Dispatcher: You said you've been shot?
Caller: I been shot!
Dispatcher: How many times were you shot?
Caller: This is the first time. 

Real 911 CALLS - CON (III)

Real 911 CALLS (MEMPHIS-TN)
Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!