PUNS (trocadilhos)

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass. ( Douglas Adams.)

Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giants' fingers.

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

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PUN: trocadilho, jogo de palavras

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Derek - Arizona

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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

Dave H - Hayward CA

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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Duncan - Victoria, BC

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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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