How do you spell...?

As my brother and a nurse filled  out paperwork following the birth of his daughter, he was asked for her name.

“Kelsey Noelle”, he answered.

The nurse was confused: “How do you spell Kelsey with no L?”

(Reader’s Digest / July / August 2012)

Donuts (doughnuts)

I asked my three-year-old what she liked to eat.

- Nuts, she replied.

-Great, I said. 

-What kind? Pecans? Walnuts? Peanuts?”

-Donuts!

(Reader’s Digest / July / August 2012)

Reader's Digest jokes

Breaking Up

Sarah Blodgett

You know you're dating the wrong guy when your friend steals your boyfriend and all you can think is, What does she see in him?

Fonte: Reader's Digest