hid / rid

hid  Clique Pronúncia (Merriam-Webster)	(pret de to hide)
rid (rid, rid) Clique Pronúncia (Merriam-Webster)	livrar ( to get rid of = livrar -se de )

Pequeno Dicionário de Dicas e Dificuldades

hid   (hide)                   rid of.......stuff

Heat or cold?

Question: Which is faster, heat or cold? 

Answer: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

Fonte: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-riddles.html

Sandwich

Q: What do you call a witch at the beach? 

A: A sandwich. 
Submitted by Tinour

Fonte: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-riddles.html

toothache and wet day

Question: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day? 
Answer: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain 

Submitted by: Eileen Dwyer

Fonte: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-riddles.html

Mickey Mouse

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? 

A: To find Pluto. 
Submitted by: Elisa-SN Argentina

Fonte: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-riddles.html

Red light

Question: Why did the traffic signal turn red? 

Answer: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street. 
Submitted by: Drew Hinds

Fonte: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-riddles.html

weekdays

What are the two strongest days of the week? 

They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days. 
Submitted by both Motoko Hashimoto & Alfredo Bilopolsky

Fonte: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-riddles.html

Tomato and salad

Question: Why did the tomato blush? 

Answer: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing! 
Submitted by: Dave Williams

Fonte: http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-riddles.html

Infames... (jokes)

Question: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? 
Answer: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells. 
Fonte:  http://iteslj.org/c/jokes-riddles.html