Sayings

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal 
Advice for the day: If you have a lot a tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children" Author Unknown
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." Johnny Carson
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