A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Jerry Lewis
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke
Lana Turner
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Jerry Lewis
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke
Fonte: http://www.brainyquote.com
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